Just keep screaming "Come off it MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I bet you his house doesn't have internet.

787 Dreamliner can turn on a dime. :)

it will be implanted in my butt and track my location. Google product notifications will be sent directly to my occipital lobe.

Was that Sargent Al Powell from Die Hard? :)

The "cloud" will get nothing from me...get off my lawn!

Apparently the Christmas tree guy @ 2:13 is also a vampire hunter.

Clock wiener?

Please don't let Santorum anywhere near the White House, he will immediately start pushing buttons... "What does this do?"

I once had some crazy dude road rage and brake hard in front of me, while going 50 mph, trying to get me to crash into him. Meet my DOD GS 600. :(

I'd run mine on "TigerBlood" :)

Ha, I hadn't heard of FBQL before but from my five minutes of Google research:

"Superior Website Security: Your website is hosted in 2 locations in our geo-redundant data center" :)

Who is their web host and did they go with the $6.95/m basic shared hosting plan?

Its simple Facebook, just change:

Don't be afraid of life, bro.

Here are some research drawings :)

Some of us are not afraid of actually trying stuff before we make judgements. :)

What would you prefer, tea and crumpets? :)

Sorry, but I am running straight for an MRAP. :)