Sorry, dual-core processor doesn't necessarily mean "outdated". Especially when you are talking about a Samsung chips.

I rub mine on my nuts :/

Hell no, those should have been a 2011 Q1 devices.

No rubbers?

Xoom? Are you having a laugh? :/

But why no built-in AC3 codec? :/

I'm also a "sucker" for Samsung devices, but CES products dont get released until months after the show ends. My transformer prime arrives on Monday. I can always sell it later and buy the new Samsung hotness. :)

Jesus always looks like he has a stomach ache in that photo. :)

First World Problems :)

A digo ate my baby!

She snuck in, wearing sneakers and ate a snickers. (Firefox says its not a word)

That's what I want to know.

There's nobody around because of the high level of radiation. :)

it failed already?

First world problems, adding to the junk pile of the world.

You win 1 Internets and 1 Wikipedia.

Nope, that's for gardening, opening coconuts and the occasional Caribbean bar fight. :)

I would rather they spent the money on the detection and prevention of IED attacks. :/

That was really hard and his head hit the wall (0_0)

Ever heard of bug spray and a screwdriver? :)