In the Caribbean they also fly and bite you on the lip when you sleep. Muhahahha!

Why do the cockroaches wait for the installer to leave before crawling out? :/

1. HDTV

The facts of his case are too stupid to be a crime. Case dismissed!

Because the will release it in the next version, add Siri and call it magically and revolutionary.

You mean you weren't "allowed" to do this before? Seriously?

The thing that will save your life when the zombie apocalypse happens.. :)

At first glance I actually preferred the bright map on the right, until I realized I was supposed to like the one on the left :/

OMG, when will this crap stop.

This was made for sneaking into prison.

Sorry to hear that. I've never had a problem with a visa gift card anywhere. Even online.

My girlfriend is the most difficult person to buy anything for, so I just give her $200+ on a Visa gift card and let her decide. Accepted everywhere!

I remember when (#) hash tag was used to tell when your ftp file was still downloading. :)

ferrite you say?

...and then he took an arrow to the knee. :/

Sounds like a sex position. "We were going at it and then she flipped over and went PRNDL."

Oh, I thought it was a commercial version of this :(

A Black president can't even go Christmas shopping without republicans whining? :/ (I just saw Mc Cain crying on TV)

Number 9 is the nutcracker. :)

1. Swipe a "friends" ID.