Does it have a cooling fan and 5 minutes of battery life? :) They also need to catch up on making thin phones.

I hear that Extraordinary Chickens taste ...Extraordinary!

Throw those bums out! :|

My sympathy and condolences goes out to all families affected. :(

He goes to prison for this and corrupt politicians run free.

All I heard was the swooooosh sound that happens when I press the fire button on my mouse. :)

Actually, its the best truck driver ever. Did you see how he stepped off the brakes just in time to straighten out?

and then you start rubbing it off? :)

Grrrr, I was eating! Now my sandwich tastes like 2 headed snake and hairless baby rodent thingy. :(

How do you not throw that shit into reverse?

I am strangely attracted to the Avatar Fleshlight.

In Austria, winning money in a casino is called a "Software Glitch".

Having to wait for my tablet masters to grant me free apps (like netflix) would drive me nuts. Give me Android market access on my tablet or give me death.

Hes supposed to give her the penis injection. :)

I just bought an alarm clock with 2 alarm settings. I set them 1 hour apart.

Thats for re-corking the wine bottle, silly.

Clamp On WHILL beats by Dre.

The Worst Booze on the Planet, presented by Barcadi, lol!

Maybe it wasn't cat hair :)