Or "How I had 24 seconds to move and I didn't"

Yes, just let em die in piece, dont make me f'up the math too. :)

Blue shirt guy, get away from my lady. :) (who are these people?)

Hunter-Killer. They will be stacking human heads soon.

I would sit on the mini-gun and make like I had a big bullet shooting penis. :)

Why? Do you want to eat her?

Good luck with that! Some things are not meant to be tampered with. (that reminds me, got to buy steaks tonight)

For $460 it better be bullet proof.

5 minutes before this is used to rob a bank.

It's over $3000!...dollars!!

I get all my best cooking recipes from the CIA.

The will be in the next episode of Doctor Who.

They strapped a giant windsurfing sail to a kayak. :)

I hope they got the $10 damage insurance when they rented that helicopter. :/

Wait till he realizes he has to walk back up. :)

OMG! They finally did it! Finally! Now I can stop stealing these from work.

I get the same way when my favorite Korean restaurant is closed on Tuesdays. I need my kimchi and bulgogi fix!

I just bought six cases of "tiger blood", is that also fake? :(

More ammo from my 5 year supply of hidden ammo. Duh. :)

Well, it comes with the Gator Machete Pro Perk. (Increased Melee Distance, No Falling damage) :)