I don't plan on getting that close to zombies. :)

I hear the Black shark is much bigger :)

Here comes my care package! (please let it be a chopper gunner ...and don't fall on me noob!)

This is what every weapons dealer or third world dictator would like for Christmas.

The only thing I need is the best Quad Core Android tablet available. Waiting...

That third pic, the "Marrone Del Sannio, Italy" is where you make a deal with a demon. Make sure to bury the box. :)

I see your knife and raise you.

This is how I roll on first dates :)

You had me at 1.2-GHz Samsung Exynos ARM CPU.

Needs more assault rifle.

Would have been funny if they bought him one of those instead..."Dad we got you a 2012 Impala!"

I would be the lame astronaut to try to have sex in there.

"Watch Jeremy Clarkson...watch a race..."

This is why I spend all my thanksgivings at Boston Market.

My favorite Thai saying is ไม่ต้องกังวลผ่านยาปฏิชีวนะ which means "no worries, pass the antibiotics" :) That water is dirty!

I love the pretty lights.

Some of us weren't around last year. :)

At the police station those are two separate charges. :)

"Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force and/or by putting the victim in fear"...sounds like she was afraid to me. :)

You are the funny