These guys were like the Trump of energy drinks...

Red Bull racing seems to have some fun with the drivers’ race suits, so that part will most definitely happen on at least one team...

Passing.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

That o-line is going to get Watson killed. He took an absolute beating last night.

Damn. He is so good, and so fun to watch, and we’re going to get 3 weeks out of him before his O-line gets him shut down for the balance of the season. Oh well. Definitely the most enjoyable few minutes of football I’ve seen in a long time.

This. I was raised with guns, and I attended NRA sponsored events as a child that centered around firearms safety. At 18 I was a “card-carrying member.” In 2008 I revoked my membership and seeing the radicalization begin, and I’ve been a vocal opponent of the NRA ever since.

It’s a shame most people are too…

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

This is one of the times where my words escape me (though surely some fellow reprobate down below will fire off a black humor one-liner) and all I can think of saying is thanks, Barry, for posting this, and my heart goes out to Bivens and those around him.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

As a 49er fan I still get giddy thinking about this exchange that happened after The Catch.

When I read Kellen Moore was our new coordinator I thought it was a joke. He’s a perfect representative for Cowboys fans! A mediocre, ugly white dude with no accomplishments who nonetheless gets promoted every time he fails at his current job.

Case in point. I was in Dallas earlier this month for work. (Protip: Off the Bone BBQ)

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.