That’s some JV shit right there.

But will it be completed on schedule?

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

Higher speeds. open cockpit, open wheel, cars reliant on downforce which they lose when the get sideways. Take your pick

You never know when it’s your time ta’co.

So much carne-age.

I want to make a joke, but even I know not to taco bad about a dead person.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

I, for one, am glad the robots are going to steal umping jobs before illegal immigrants can.

STRIKE!

Still the best.

I can’t do it justice, but Harris practically spins poetry when he gets behind the wheel.

So, a true Stealership then?

That looks like it belongs in an 80s movie depicting the 2000s. 

lol “time to start thinking about vacation.”

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

Come to Dallas. Dale Hansen would make you proud.

You’re not going to ask what the car was wearing or tell it to close its legs? Blaming the victim is the most idiotic logic I have seen in a long while. FFS

Rich Energy is a Banksy performance art piece gone awry. Change my mind.