Um, I’m sorry. Wut?

Uh, Matt...why are you on the nerd site? :D

Is that a 914 Creamsicle to the left of the obnoxious red car?

No, that’s just pathetic.

Those sellers are just trying to make their money back from the great Beanie Baby crash of 1999.

I’ve seen some goons in my day but this guy’s downright Kremlin-al.

But Patrick, what will happen to all my shit posts on Oppo?!?!

Former CC valet here. No horror stories to speak of but a few interesting tidbits:

In all seriousness Doug, thanks for your great/funny stories here and best of luck on your new adventures on the internets!

Looks like the NCPHL hasn’t been taking Kenny Power’s design advice.

Came here to post this. They lost $2.1 BILLION and closed 133 stores in their 4 year trip up north.

Yeah, thanks a lot Lidge!

This is fun!

Just chiming in to say how bleeech staying at the Swan and Dolphin Hotel was. The early 90s style is not aging well with that place and the fact that it was part of the Costco travel packing shoulda tipped off the Mrs and I.

I thought the exact thing until Mr Santiago enlightened us.

Ugh. Worst Six-Flags ride ever.

Back in high school, me and a buddy drew the shortest straws and had to ride in the bed of a friend’s lowered pickup. From North Houston to Galveston. With the bed full of party crap. In a fetal position. During a rain storm. Covered hastily with a blue tarp.

Will it ever stop?

Fine. I’ll see what comes up on audio books, because reading is for nerds. :D

Oooh, can I guess? Was it the back story for Halo 4 and 5? Humanity got too advanced for its own good and we were bombed back into the stone age.