This is a full-on meth addiction.

That and the jaded hopes of the seller.

What does one do with 55 gallons of rust remover?

Yes! I told her not to do it, but she insisted on using an interspace tøøthbrush given to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law.

A møøse once bit my sister...

This might be a good spot to take in next year’s race before I experience it first-hand in 2018*.

Wasn’t me. I was helping my abuelita make tostones while listening to Ricky Martin.

I walked into my doctors office wearing a Boise State t-shirt about a month after the game.

PLEASE, DON’T GIVE THIS ANY MORE STARS!

Good call. I have a friend who’s selling her 2003 S2000. Send me your number and I’ll take care of the rest. :)

What was the first car you bought with your race winnings? Bonus points if any of these are mentioned:

It was fleeting, but it was great.

Can a roadster have a 4.5L V8? Can you afford not to have that beast as your DD with prices in the $10K range?

Pick anyone who’s resume includes “reality TV star”.

See you Jalops there tomorrow! The squid will be in-tow so let’s keep the cursing to a minimum, please.

Russo’s picture of Hennessey is of a hardworking man, a “devout Christian” who never wanted to incur debt and is currently working very hard to make things right.

Henne-ghazi has a nice ring to it.

RIP, DW.

You forgot about the Dutch. Europe’s Rednecks.

They’ve changed the name to “Vapors & Vettes” to more adequately reflect the crowds.