STOP BY MY PLACE AND I’LL LET YOU DRIVE MY CAR!

I double un-grayed you...hard.

I’m sure someone here could get this beast back on the road again.

Mmmm...fried eggs.

All the Lone Stars for you!

I work for a company (hint: not cars) that has paid influencers as part of their global marketing campaign. Everytime I get a design brief that includes an ‘influencer’, a little part of me dies inside.

Maybe it was the types of chicks I went out with, but the movie du jour for me was Bram Stoker’s Dracula (on VHS of course). Bad Keanu accent and all...

I would absolutely lose my shit if I saw that in a Porsche Car Corral.

He sure went full Delirous there.

I’ll take mine in Steve McQueen gray, please.

Maybe it was Commandments 11-15 that he was thinking of.

Impossible. Not enough Helvetica Neue on zis for ze German managers.

Further proof that Powerpoint is the tool of the Devil!

How long until they honor the greatness of the 912? 25 more years? OK I’ll wait...

Probably boarding the plane now.

As warm as apple pie.

Time to revisit an interview from Kevin Smith. Grab a snack and a comfortable seat.

Ha! Yeah! Those shirts sucked.

The early 90s were a turrible time for fashion. Just turrible.

Dude, if you paired the Zubaz with the Hypercolor shirt, you’d be in the 5th dimension...of early 90s style!