Up next on Chop-lopnik...nachos Flanders-style.

Gross. You white people eat some awful, awful stuff.

What a shocking display of terrible driving.

+3 Hansons

An associate of mine who also worked at the place that rhymes with Shmisney, told a similar story with ‘personal space’ and ‘the concept of waiting in line (queue)‘ was oblivious to them.

When it can run a 1/4 mile in 4.63

Uber and Lyft gonna be jackin’ folks tomorrow!

GD you, Leeroy....

+1 Map

Good news! My brother (who lives in Four Points area) has agreed to host anyone wanting to attend the race at his place for the weekend!*

Was in Kruger a few years ago (humble brag), and was told by the guides and trackers that the black rhino was nature’s a-hole.

That rhino didn’t go rampage, that rhino went rhino!

Look, I’m surrounded by asshats every time I get behind the wheel, but publicly shaming someone who didn’t use their blinker?

OK, but you happend to see a pink vinyl purse laying around here somewhere?

Anyway, that’s not the issue. You can see the issue when you look at the drawings of the taillights, on what appears to be an early 2000s Jag.

Hey, I actually like this! It’s much different than the other teams are rolling out there. Muy bueno Toro Rojo!

Nice! I’d hoon that!

Years ago (actually decades ago, come to think of it) my brother and I were killing time at a Hyundai dealership when the salesman walks over to us and tries to get us all excited and giggily over the Scoupe.

I made it 18 seconds in before I wanted to shoot myself.