Damn.

Lot of air-cooled monocles dropping into champagne glasses right about now.

Sucks for anyone stuck in that traffic.

Eh, I’m more of a Malbec kind of guy.

Yup, what beer drinkers drink when they’re not drinking beer.

Not fast.

Oh good. Glad Infiniti isn’t stooping to GM-level fake-vent goofiness.

Don’t forget racist.

Somewhere within the denizen of Disney Television Animation Studios (or Malaysia) their sits a person who’s sole job is to be sure that BOTH OF MICKEY’S EARS ARE VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES.

Does this vent serve a purpose or is it a shiny fake?

“Hey Ralphie, hold these lugnuts while I change the tire.”

Dear Haas F1,

True Story: Tanner Foust grew up driving a light yellow 912E. Still has it too!

I think Raph was referring to just the E model. I’ve invited him to take my ‘69 out for a spin and show him how much fun 4-cylinders can be.

They made 2099 of them and most are still in the US of A. Check The Samba or the 912 Registry for your possible swap candidate.

Whoa. Never heard that 90% would take it.

Cold weather work gloves for all you snowbirds out there. $15!

Fitting. RIP Nissan GT-R LM program.

Sooooo...rotary engine? Or would obvious answer be too obvious here?

Not sure why I read that last line as Saturn Elmo, but it works just the same.