OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican

So, where’s the Diesel model?

Honestly, if you gave me the choice between Paw Patrol and Eps 1-3, I’d rather watch Marshall’s clumsy antics and how Chickaletta will be rescued....again.

Respectfully disagree with you on adding Christiansen to the ending of Jedi. There’s no closure to the end of Anakid’s life and just felt terribly out of place. On top of all that, I had to explain to my six year-old daughter who she was looking at during the final few scenes.

Is that the rotation for the older cars? Clearly, I’m speaking out of my exit hole.

So, there’s an e-meter where the steering wheel is supposed to be?

“Now with larger front wing, for her pleasure.”

At least we can see the great Brumos livery at Rennsport every year.

Typical Mustang owner right there.

I usually get the obnoxious/overly-agressive jerk-face asking me if my little ‘69 Porsche is for sale.

This bad-boy!

Fun fact: kids younger than 6 (like mine) give zero fucks about DST. They still wake you up before the sun rises. :|

On the plus side: your passenger would keep your panini warm for hundreds of miles!

I worked at Sam Goody (remember that place?) when “Interstate Love Song” was just getting big. Girl comes in while song is playing and says,

Nobody will read this, but here’s my take:

Heading home for Thanksgiving while in college, I was bumped off a flight because my status as a “non-rev passenger”. When I say bumped, I mean I was in the plane sitting down waiting to for the door to close and plane to pull back from the gate, when my name was called over the PA system. :\

I once played with an Irish ice hockey player who called Thursday “Tarsday”.

So, I’m guessing when he was caught, he went bananas...

Hey, leave poor Martin Landau out of this!

Or “when marketing makes design decisions”

Tell me about some of the objects on your desk and around your office. Model cars, posters, pencil sharpeners, synchro gear from a GT-R NISMO GT3, etc.