Do it right, boys. Put a Polo engine in it.

Only if it’s served with $15 fried Mon Calamari.

No idea, but it scares me.

The Texans are featuring their punter on the home page. Let that sink in for a few minutes.

I never sausage a terrible car crime before.

Toyota MR2. Mid-engine, rear-wheel drive, manual AND t-tops. Fun little car that doesn’t need much maintenence or expert-level wrench turner skills.

Exaggerated proportions you say? I wonder where the designers were inspired...

I’ll be back in Austin in mid Sept for the Lone Star LeMans race. Hopefully they’ll be a few more Jalops there too!

Dear Any Jaloporsche Enthusiast going,

I seriously can’t wait for the miserable Texas summer to GTFO so I can give my baby more of the exercize she needs (and deserves).

DAMMIT WHY CAN’T I GIVE THIS MORE THAN ONE STAR!?!?!

Some serious water retention here.

First time I saw this car at the ripe age of 7, I thought “what happened to the trunk”?

Well, this one is selling at CarMax for $38K with 8K on the odometer. While not brand new, it speaks volumes of what the resale vales of a luxury car by KIA are worth.

What is this? A stadium for ants?!?!?

So. Many. Red. Flags.

KIA called. It has a nice, overpriced car it will sell you on the cheep!

Nah, it’s all good. I know a few Brazilians who still hate Timo for his ‘intentional’ move to let Hammy pass him. It’s even more fun to bait them into that conversation, too!

Oh great. Another Massa Truther. :)

Ah yes, the GS series. I’ve seen that bike somewhere before.