I’m not hating on the Goldwing. A good friend of mine owns one and he and his wife absolutely love theirs. It’s just the endless amount of ‘accessories’ that owners seem to place on them.

How about ANY accessory on a Goldwing. I mean...c’mon. Just look at the endless amount of crap you can put on it!

People would also be shocked that I have 2 kids in daycare and that I bought my baby before the vintage Porsche market went through the roof!

That I’m a pretenious/arrogant/rich/pompous/ostentatious snob because I drive an old Porsche. When in fact, my only beef is with the “water-pumpers” who don’t return the customary high-beam flash “hello”.

I invite you to have sex with yourself.

I was brought home from the hospital in one of these. Front seat, in my mom’s arms, while my dad was dodging potholes and other obsticles.

plus uno, señor.

Just curious, where the demands coming from the BBB or your customers or associates? And why did you finally drop them?

I love how some local business pride themselves on their A+ BBB rating. My guess is that their customer base is so old/ignorant, they truly believe the BBB is a government agency looking out for the little guy.

I have yet to meet one person (outside of the Texas Auto Dealers Assoc and their cronies) who actually believes this is a good thing.

Nothing worse than getting a portfolio from a student with zero design conceptualization. I can recall getting a portfolio 10 years ago where there was very little substance and they even misspelled the title of the of their digital book as Potfolio...

This would be a great exercise for design students on how to appreciate and embrace the grid.

Do you teach at a school that “weeds out” the kids before moving on in the program? Because if they gave 2 shits about a possible career as a designer, I assure you they’d be more apt to get their butts in gear.

You are not alone...

This button is not all it’s quacked up to be.

Awww...you guys didn’t mention that a few of Clyde Tombaugh’s ashes are along for the ride too!

It’s probably best that it went to car heaven.

‘84 Nissan Sentra Hot Hatch! (like this but in killer red/black paint)

Honest-to-God true story:

Time for this Puerto Rican to get that Puerto Rican’s jersey.