Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

“And also your name is now Darth Va— Vapor? Vapid? Vader! Nailed it.”

This is all the proof you really need.

Can we please get a rant from Magary?

Keep in mind we are missing, at least, 20 years of backstory. Assuming Ben is 20, that means 10 years of no kids for the Solo’s, then 10 years of raising Ben, then one assumes, the heartbreaking turn to evil while he was a teen.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Jar Jar Bricks

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

“First, a tip for my fellow white boys of a certain age: Life gets easier when you stop pretending to love the Ramones.”

Poor Carol. What did she do to deserve being criticised?

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

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We often have PPL in locker room with credentials who interview NOBODY!

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

For some reason, Keanu Reeves speaks to me as the perfect casting choice.

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

Stfu, dad. Quit embarassing me on the Kinja.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.