Yawn. Alan Wiggins could get way higher.

You would physically assault someone for eating food that was thrown away?

Am I entitled to one mistake, after 35 years?

Unfortunately the image above cuts off the rest of the text on the Clippers' homepage that reads:

That's actually true. Racism is active, aggressive, and violent. It has legitimate material impacts on its victims. Prejudice is simply having (often ignorant, race-based) opinions. Racism is prejudice institutionalized, manifested in policy to inflict damage upon a group. Assuming that I'm not good at dancing is…

Psssh, this is nothing. When I was 6 all my dad did was teach me how to build things, taught me respect, yelled at me when I fucked up, then later made me get a job in high school, bought my clothes, food, and a car for me. Then he had the nerve to pay out of pocket for 4 years of college and support all of my…

holy shit. Check mate. Are you Socrates?

Your comment demonstrates such an insightful knowledge of the NBA draft and types of weed, how could you avoid adding your two cents?

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

REPORT: Joe Mauer to DL with bilateral eye leakness.

So let me get this straight. After years of devotion, when she literally gave her blood to put a smile on his face, things get a little stormy and he suddenly can't be tied down anymore, so he just floats off into the distance, deaf to her crying out his name and pleading for him to come back? This is a terrible time…

It's still real to me, dammit.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

You clearly read your Bible, but do you know how it ends?

Austin Collie's Brain Breaks After Every 3rd Down

A little franglais, or you just like your reference books a little extra-breezy?

That doesn't really work on multiple levels. Maybe The Subjective Truth or perhaps The Theoretic Probability.

No, it's not obligatory. No YouTube video, presented without comment, is ever obligatory in a written comment section.

What does he have against Bono and The Edge?

Sports writers were wondering why Tanaka called his splitter "The A.C. Green".