That is very clearly not a crossover.

Yeah, fuck that kid making minimum wage cleaning theater floors. By your logic, he should be able to shit on your desk because executives at your company decided to do something stupid.

C’mon, Richard. The kids did something dumb and terrible.

Your not odd. Granted I could only get 2/3 of the way through it, but its heavy-handed winks aren’t nearly as cute or clever as it thinks, and the genuinely funny moments are too few and far between.

I think Canaan would be fine as a backup score-first PG on this team, but he’s just too small to get his shots and defend well at SG.

Jah and Hollis are the only ones I’d consider good shooters, but that’s a generous description based on it never looking that awful when they miss, compared to how awful everyone else’s shot looks. And you’re right about fundamentals. It feels 20 times per game I’m yelling for Jah to step out to contest the mid-range…

Also, I don’t think he or Isaiah have made one technical free throw this season, let alone their crunch time free throws.

Haha, I guess. I just think the whole “blogger in their mom’s basement/isn’t a real job/you’re never going to amount to anything because you’re just a blogger” reply is soooo tired.

You mean just AJ? Because “most formerly smug Deadspin writers” seem to be doing pretty well for themselves (FiveThirtyEight, New York Mag, GQ, Slate, that douche on Fox Sports 1).

Yeah, I’m not saying he actually is a 3-point specialist, but that’s what he’s billed as. He’s only the 6th-best 3pt shooter on a team that’s very, very bad at shooting the 3. Hollis is the only player approaching a respectable 3pt shooting percentage, but it seems like NO ONE can make one in a close game down the…

I was hyped for him, then I saw him play in FIBA with Canada where he looked rusty and rough, and then I’ve watched him all season and, except for the random dunk, he looks scared on every play, with every game looking like it’s his first playing for a new team and he’s afraid to do something wrong (unlike TJ who’s…

Yeah, I might put him above Ish & TJ based on potential, but he’s not better than they are right now. The problem is most of his game is the same as Jerami’s, and Jerami’s much further along in reaching his potential.

I know you didn’t ask it earnestly, but I’m going to answer it earnestly because I’m bored. JaKarr was 13th-best.

JaKarr Sampson plays like the best basketball player at your local LA Fitness. Good riddance.

Weird! My guy won’t fetch for shit on land, but will do it all day in the water, which is great when you live near the Mississippi River in the land of 10,000 lakes.

This is exactly what it feels like trying to surf for the first time.

Where do you rank The Life of Pablo within the Kanye catalog?

Which bougie St. school in the Twin Cities are you referring to?

Right. I get that. Dogs should just be dogs, not an accessory to breed into the perfect Instagram photo or the AKC’s idea of aesthetic perfection.

Well I have a labradoodle and he’s awesome. They’re smart, sweet doofuses filled with seemingly boundless love and enthusiasm. But he’s also straight up half poodle/half lab, not like the “Frankendog” ones that are like 3/4 doodle and 1/4 poodle with that impossibly curly hair that people like to pretend never shed.