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You mean just AJ? Because “most formerly smug Deadspin writers” seem to be doing pretty well for themselves (FiveThirtyEight, New York Mag, GQ, Slate, that douche on Fox Sports 1).

Yeah, I’m not saying he actually is a 3-point specialist, but that’s what he’s billed as. He’s only the 6th-best 3pt shooter on a team that’s very, very bad at shooting the 3. Hollis is the only player approaching a respectable 3pt shooting percentage, but it seems like NO ONE can make one in a close game down the

Wow. I hadn’t heard about her eating disorder, so I was going to say “why do you think she’s wearing a suit/makeup?” before seeing the pictures of filming AND the pictures of her now. What a drastic change!

I was hyped for him, then I saw him play in FIBA with Canada where he looked rusty and rough, and then I’ve watched him all season and, except for the random dunk, he looks scared on every play, with every game looking like it’s his first playing for a new team and he’s afraid to do something wrong (unlike TJ who’s

Yeah, I might put him above Ish & TJ based on potential, but he’s not better than they are right now. The problem is most of his game is the same as Jerami’s, and Jerami’s much further along in reaching his potential.

I know you didn’t ask it earnestly, but I’m going to answer it earnestly because I’m bored. JaKarr was 13th-best.

JaKarr Sampson plays like the best basketball player at your local LA Fitness. Good riddance.

Weird! My guy won’t fetch for shit on land, but will do it all day in the water, which is great when you live near the Mississippi River in the land of 10,000 lakes.

This is exactly what it feels like trying to surf for the first time.

Where do you rank The Life of Pablo within the Kanye catalog?

Which bougie St. school in the Twin Cities are you referring to?

Right. I get that. Dogs should just be dogs, not an accessory to breed into the perfect Instagram photo or the AKC’s idea of aesthetic perfection.

Well I have a labradoodle and he’s awesome. They’re smart, sweet doofuses filled with seemingly boundless love and enthusiasm. But he’s also straight up half poodle/half lab, not like the “Frankendog” ones that are like 3/4 doodle and 1/4 poodle with that impossibly curly hair that people like to pretend never shed.

If you were forced to join a rec league, what’s the Gawker Media starting 5?

If you’re lazy: American Cockerspaniel or a Great Dane

As well as Sam Raimi and Liam Neeson’s Darkman in 1990.

What wouldn’t you give?

I’d never heard of Utopia, but if it has Nathan Stewart-Jarrett and if it’s even half as good as Misfits (which could be on this list), then I’m in

You’re argumentation is always exactly as pompous as a Libertarian. Some of South Park’s politics might suck, but South Park doesn’t suck.