“I have a court order that says you have to fight my android.”

Are there beer snobs or beer hipsters/homers? Because there’s definitely a lot of cool spots with beer, but there’s really not a lot of fantastic beer. The support is great, but it’s also fine to admit that a brewery in your city can make an okay or bad beer.

What a shitty prize.

That’s not really much of a pun, Ezra.

Gregg Easterbrook, is that you?

It’s because they’re explaining it to people while on their Earth, so they’re Earth 2 on that Earth. It’s like when you’re playing rec basketball and you’re winning 8-6, but the other team has the ball, so you say the score is 6-8.

Hogan’s Alley is a decent dated reference, but why not update it to something everyone should know: Will Smith shooting the little girl in the Men in Black alien shooting gallery?

Good. Who wants Peter Krause’s doppelgänger when you can have Javier Bardem’s doppelgänger?

No, but nearby St. John’s are the Johnnies. Private schools, man.

The very excellent Lauren & Hardy March of the Wooden Soldiers, which was later remade with a young Keanu Reeves and child Drew Barrymore as Babes in Toyland.

Battle of the phone call to an ex-lover song:

This would probably be a better movie.

They kind of wrapped that up in Season 1 when the DA tells Joe they’re treating it as a black site and that Joe should keep his distance to not be implicated.

“I am over the situations and events.”

Chippewa (8” laceup) and Thorogood (moc toe) should be on people’s lists, too. They’re both great, stylish, less expensive, American-made alternatives to Red Wing’s boots. Both have lasted me well through Minnesota winters.

Maybe they should bet bill votes on the outcome of sports games. Some might get passed!

Howard’s goal was also against the Wanderers. Maybe their goalies shouldn’t wander so far up their boxes.

Because, according to AoU, her sterilization affects her emotionally and psychologically, which aligns with the OP’s Jessica Jones argument:
“And don’t give me any ‘she’s an alcoholic with personality problems and not Shield material’.”

Not Classy: Taking one second to admire a moment of success that’s the result of you putting in decades of hard work, enjoying yourself.

Nothing makes me want to give up my love of dumb, reaching puns more than the far right.