Because they’re the second group of Teen Moms. Teen Mom 1 had Farrah and that large couple that physically assaulted each other all the time and Maci with the twins and someone else and goddamnit why do I know this?

That's a corner kick assist.

Legit question: Does he lead any men?

MCW was okay but can’t shoot for shit, so if it’s someone you don’t feel is worth keeping around and you can a high first rounder for him? Go for it. Tells you a lot that Noel is happier about Ish fucking Smith running point than he was about MCW’s play.

Have any of you actually heard Sam Hinkie speak or did you all just read that Torre piece and project your own shit on him? He’s nowhere near how y’all suggest he is, and he’s doing the same exact shit the Sonics/Thunder did to get where they are, except I doubt he’d be stupid enough to let Harden walk (especially…

CORRECTION: Sources: Saint Louis, MO baseball fans want us to love gays and engage in pre-marital sex.

You just described life as a Sixers fan, my friend.

Or have a job as a copy editor. GO VIKING’S!

That doesn’t make sense. You could argue that our soccer athletes aren’t reaching their full potential, but that’s completely different than our soccer programs being comprised of the best athletes. You need both, but even John Wooden couldn’t coach a D-2 team to a D-1 championship.

This is the first I’m hearing about Bitter American. What a travesty. It was easily their wide-release best beer and that space monkey might’ve been my favorite can design.

All people who use an apostrophe to pluralize a word or acronym deserve to be ranked zero.

My larger point is that other countries’ athletes primarily choose soccer first, whereas ours primarily do not, which makes the USMNT, unlike most soccer powers, not very representative of our country’s best athletes.

I think it’s more than a small factor. Of course good coaching makes teams better, but better athletes make them a hell of a lot better, and if the majority of them are choosing football and basketball over soccer, something that doesn’t happen nearly as often in Brazil or Argentina or Germany, then your talent pool…

Is Mempis an STD caused by premarital sex? Asking for a friend.

1. It’s not a sick perversion, it’s just gross.

Really? You really forgot about The Full Monty?

Edit: Skipped past the memo about it. And I get that it’s about other things, but still, 1) it’s easily the second-most popular male stripper movie, and has a whole lot of stripping scenes, and 2) the central plot is stripping, your argument is like saying Hardball isn’t…

Pedantic comment: Shouldn’t it be “Why not ensure* that if he gets down to the end of his bench...”?

I watched the video where a small woman threw a jab at a large man. The large man was largely unaffected by it, then reared back and clocked her instead of walking away and alerting bar security that a crazy lady just punched him in the drink line.

I’m hoping it’s unintentional, but your argument follows that women shouldn’t try to defend themselves unless they want to be beaten further, which is ludicrous. Dude was aggressively pushing her and then restrained her so she threw a jab to get a large man off of her.

What about the time he let Chris Kattan fart in his face in Corky Romano? Or the time he played Peter Berg in Entourage?