Ok, so it's a case of projecting based on anecdotal evidence. That doesn't make it ridiculous or bad to register for a video game or video game console that one or both people getting married want just because you (or the original commenter) think it's ridiculous or bad.

And I'm sure he wanted everything she wanted on the registry. Aren't Jezebel commenters supposed to be hyper-aware of double-standards?

Besides being different sports, there's a ton more subtlety in this play. It's maybe the slightest of of a travel, which would be hard to call in the final ten seconds, on a bang-bang play, where it's difficult to dictate when his dribble stops and which is his pivot foot. So you're either a salty Kansas fan, or about…

Yeah, but a burger is also a style of sandwich, one that connotes a patty of meat, so you'd expect it to be a burger-style sandwich with lamb as the meat. If it just said lamb sandwich, you'd probably be surprised/annoyed if the lamb came in patty form.

Commenter's Note: While those customers were dumb to not understand the explanation of the dish, it is also dumb to call them scallop burger sliders and force the customer to infer there is no beef patty included. You wouldn't call sliders made of pulled pork Pulled Pork Burger Sliders. A slider is a type of sandwich,…

I wish Win Butler was on my rec team.

He's about as DangeRuss as I am a MagNate.

So...not as good Riot Fest?

Yeah, but Franken did it on his first try as an outwardly liberal foulmouth against a popular Republican incumbent.

Great, another story about going down on dolphins.

As a Sixers fan, I think they've been a little sensational in how much they've acted like they're offended by the Sixers roster, but I don't think they've been incredibly unfair in the way Charles is being here. The Sixers have a terrible, hopeful roster in the mist of a massive rebuild that someone, even a Sixers…

You know, Kanye's complaints are totally valid, but why can't he use some of that earnest honesty to tell Jay Z to stop mailing it in like he has for nearly a decade?

So you're trying sit there and tell me Mike didn't dunk it at the end of Space Jam?

Katy Perry's backup dancers reminded me of the Fanta commercials and it hurts that something reminds me of those commercials.

That's not how Tinder works.

Yeah, but Ghostface has his own classics, which is why he's Tony Stark.

Can y'all create an updating page with all your Gronk descriptors like Gawker did for Zooey D? They're very enjoyable.

"Directed by Chris Columbus"

Sort of. It was in 1997 and called The Sixth Man. Though more unbelievable than the ghost was U-Washington winning an NCAA championship.