Great, another story about going down on dolphins.

As a Sixers fan, I think they've been a little sensational in how much they've acted like they're offended by the Sixers roster, but I don't think they've been incredibly unfair in the way Charles is being here. The Sixers have a terrible, hopeful roster in the mist of a massive rebuild that someone, even a Sixers…

You know, Kanye's complaints are totally valid, but why can't he use some of that earnest honesty to tell Jay Z to stop mailing it in like he has for nearly a decade?

So you're trying sit there and tell me Mike didn't dunk it at the end of Space Jam?

Katy Perry's backup dancers reminded me of the Fanta commercials and it hurts that something reminds me of those commercials.

That's not how Tinder works.

Can y'all create an updating page with all your Gronk descriptors like Gawker did for Zooey D? They're very enjoyable.

"Directed by Chris Columbus"

Sort of. It was in 1997 and called The Sixth Man. Though more unbelievable than the ghost was U-Washington winning an NCAA championship.

There's such an incredible amount going on in that split second that I'm trying to figure out his thought process here since he could've done the first behind-the-back and achieved the same result.

1. Following them on Twitter.

Everyone in this story is a Rich Dick.

But does he have teammates?

Oh fuck off with that unnecessary flyover diss. As if living near a coast gives you magical powers to be aware of things on HBO and the Internet.

Florida Man confuses Dog for God.

Nah, I'm on desktop and linked over from Deadspin's home page, but must've not seen or glossed over the ads. Comedy Central has been a pretty big ad buyer on Gawker Media for awhile, though, so eventual some "earned media" is gonna happen alongside "paid media," but I can see how something like that could seem like…

I know it's relatively new, but I don't remember and can't seem to find when it first started.

The Concourse is also like 5 months old, so there's that.

They didn't cut bait on him as much as they knew he wouldn't resign and saw an opportunity to get something for him. Love was definitely loved in MN as the leader of the Cream Team, but that they got the past two #1 picks, one of which is looking more and more like he'll turn into the star he was projected to be, they…