There's such an incredible amount going on in that split second that I'm trying to figure out his thought process here since he could've done the first behind-the-back and achieved the same result.

1. Following them on Twitter.

Everyone in this story is a Rich Dick.

But does he have teammates?

Oh fuck off with that unnecessary flyover diss. As if living near a coast gives you magical powers to be aware of things on HBO and the Internet.

Florida Man confuses Dog for God.

Nah, I'm on desktop and linked over from Deadspin's home page, but must've not seen or glossed over the ads. Comedy Central has been a pretty big ad buyer on Gawker Media for awhile, though, so eventual some "earned media" is gonna happen alongside "paid media," but I can see how something like that could seem like…

I know it's relatively new, but I don't remember and can't seem to find when it first started.

The Concourse is also like 5 months old, so there's that.

They didn't cut bait on him as much as they knew he wouldn't resign and saw an opportunity to get something for him. Love was definitely loved in MN as the leader of the Cream Team, but that they got the past two #1 picks, one of which is looking more and more like he'll turn into the star he was projected to be, they…

I mean, I'm sure it's good, but only option(s) is only true if your only option(s) are Rogue's gimicky beers and Stone's attitude beers. There are a lot of good spicy beers produced both locally and nationally.

The problem, which they act like they can't fix, is that they project full touchdowns for players. They try to explain it away by "Well, we have to give someone the TDs!"

How could they steal a division lead they already had?

There are also no apostrophes in "ifs", "ands" or "buts".

Gay bars are pretty great if you're in the mood for a dance-y atmosphere (and/or bi/gay and want to meet someone of your gender of choice). It's kind of like "the club" but smaller with better music that, while loud, is usually not played at eardrum-blasting levels. Also shorter drink lines, seemingly cleaner and a…

I love the old ABC listing of the teams as VIKES and PACK in lieu of MN and GB.

Same with Rogue. Also Rogue's beers aren't as good as they're "hey, look at how different and cool we are!" attitude would like you to believe.

Only one guy in the endzone with an appropriate reaction.

When I clicked on the link, it redirected to the Twitter hashtag and a photo of what I described popped up.

I expected examples of white people being ridiculous showing up as a result of clicking on this link. I did not expect a side-by-side photograph of a man fucking a woman's shit-caked ass and then her licking his shit-covered dick.