I guess you don't need to call bank at $25mil/year.

Shaw should know that fighting with Chilton will keep you from becoming a Big Star.

So which Ja(e)len wore it best?

He looks so much healthier now. Hopefully he is.

The fuck is a Sound Tiger?

They also started the intro with the David Patrick Kelly "Warriors, come out to playyayy" chant, forgetting that the Warriors (and Riffs) then proceeded to (presumably) murder the people that taunting them. So, I guess it was appropriate.

I don't get the insensitive costume outrage over being Heath Ledger's pill bottle. It's a pretty run-of-the-mill poor taste outfit compared to Ebola/Marathon Bombing/Ray Rice domestic abuse victim costumes.

"Nick Young is an agent of chaos."

They're a sports website showing a sports highlight.

I don't think he did.

I demand to know why you think you went 2-1. Do you even watch football? Are you even real, or just a collection of interns working for BIG ALTERNATIVE BLOG NETWORK whipped by Nick Denton until you create content that brings in enough ad dollars?

Didn't all your picks win last week?

You seem fun.

You're wrong in asserting he's averaging a fumble per game (almost, though) and you are right in asserting you are not Don Shula. For anyone watching, DeMarco Murray has clearly been the best RB in the league this season.

This was like every team in soccer tournament I participated in the '90s. Thankfully our team basically just copied checkered European jerseys and then got sleek in the early '00s by copying the '02 Germans. That was good Adidas right there.

Room-Temperature Take: David Lynch is fine if you're into that sort of thing. Sometimes I am, but sometimes I'm not.

This seems like a very solid joke and I am very upset that I can't find the Hansel and Gretel connection within the article.

Can someone explain less than $40K to be a professional soccer player? Is this pro-rated for only being involved in a handful of games or do some players actually play a full season for that salary?

What stores/websites would you recommend for someone who doesn't make a professional athlete's salary to shop for clothes?

He traveled.