Steve Smith hasn't been in a hotel elevator with his wife in more than 9 months? If he loves her so much, you'd think he'd take her on vacation more often. #Realtalk

You clearly didn't read the article where he says he has kids, or do a quick Google search to see he has three kids and has written a (non-tutorial/preachy) book about being a father.

I guess Burnenko was right. Brown Rice really is the worst.

"Hey, what's a clever name we can call our campus store? Needs to have alliteration."
"How about campus corner?"
"No. That's stupid."
"How about Kampus Korner?"
"Perfect!"

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I don't know how much they cost for a normal 6-pack, but given most craft beer pricing, I'm guessing you'd save at least $35 and at most $75 dollars, or $.33-$.67 per beer. Also, it's a fun story. Also, you could supply a reasonably-sized party with good beer for a reasonable price.

Like most Stone beers, I find Arrogant Bastard to be good, not great. Only their collaboration with Wesley Crusher has blown me away (though their Enjoy By [DATE] 2IPAs are usually very good), but I've admittedly only had 15 or so of their offerings.

God forbid he provides some fucking context. If you find something pointless, why bother commenting?

What about not converting in the red zone with numerous chances against the Packers, the eventual SB champs, in 2010?

If he thinks this is a strong take from you, he obviously hasn't read America Is No Place For White Guilt People

Wow, I thought you were always exaggerating, but you weren't lying when you said you suck at fantasy football if you forgot about Michael Floyd playing opposite Fitzgerald.

"Yo, I might get diabetes, but fuck it. YOLO, right?"

Whoah, whoah, whoah, Paul. You're going to have to clarify what shitty dive bar in Minneapolis you're talking about, because most of them are great*!

*shitty, but great

Drake the type to watch Around the Horn and then tweet about it.

I'm not shit-talking Detroit or saying it has no redeeming qualities, just saying I don't understand how Minnesota could be a punchline in the same vain.

Yeah, but it's cold and snowy in a lot of places. It's really not much worse than Chicago (or New York), and thanks to our stellar, well-prepared road crews, it's easier to get around in. Though I agree it's often more curse-worthy than kitschy, but not significantly moreso than Chicago. If all 4'6" and 74 pounds of…

I'm just comparing the statement to two US places that are oft-ridiculed on this site for being run-down. I guess I could/should have said Florida for a more apt comparison.

So you've never seen Fargo and feel knowledgeable enough to comment about my comment. Cool.

Ah, I see. Maybe next time try to provoke the JAMC. They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting around complaining about no more Echo comments.