Just disappointed to learn he's only the third-best rookie dunker on the Timberwolves.

I didn't know Stephen A. Smith was just a nom de plume for Leo Johnson.

FUCK YOU, SHAQ FU DID NOT SUCK

*angrily searches for Shaq Fu footage on YouTube to embed into comment*
*picks Shaq Fu gameplay video*
*watches Shaq Fu gameplay video*
*all good childhood memories revealed as sham*

"But having said that..."

Now that the headline's changed, all these comments are really pointless.

Why don't people get jokes?

That's pretty Strange.

Dude. You're putting a possessive apostrophe on "Wiggins" and telling me I don't know English.

Without LBJ and Wiggin's what? I'm dying to know!

If they want Plan B, they should really think about getting a hold of JJ Redick.

If only the cover were as awesome as these excerpts. He really should've taken a lesson from Pirlo. That guy shows good memoir cover hustle.

Because it's 1 minute shorter (according to Google) and the drive through Kentucky and up through Ohio is nicer (albet, not much nicer) than going up Central Illinois and through Indianapolis.

Are you calling an NBA hall-of-famer a "mediocre talent" or sarcastically smirking at the idea that Rodman could be considered just a role player. Your sentence construction seems to argue both.

I just watched Bradley's post-game interview and, upon staring into his deep, earnest, annoyed eyes, something really weird struck me. Is he bald Jared Leto?

I'm speaking more toward all fouls, but refs are (usually) very hesitant to award penalty kicks.

What's worse, that these people couldn't realize that Diego Suarez is not the same name as Luis Suarez, that these people couldn't decipher that the man in the Twitter photo looks nothing like Luis Suarez so is probably not Luis Suarez, that these people could not conclude that an international soccer star would…

It's up to the player's preference, but I'm pretty sure most use metal studs instead of rubber for better traction.

You've obviously never watched Dwyane Wade do everything he can to contort his body in order to draw contact for a shooting foul.