I also erupted in screams and curses when I realized that Phil Simms was calling the next game.

I absolutely love Schilling...on the baseball field. But goddammit he makes it hard for me with all the bullshit he spouts.

That would explain how Randy Johnson made it in. He's always been a big lefty.

The bloody sock is so much less impressive the more often you see it. My cuticles bleed more than that

He's making a good case for his not being elected though. He played 20 years in the Majors and still doesn't realize that the baseball establishment is essentially an extension of the GOP. Plank-for-plank, the GOP and BBWAA's respective platforms are: America, God, The Old Days, and underpaying immigrants. Also, no…

From a baseball standpoint, I am a staunch supporter of Schilling's candidacy for the Hall of Fame. One of history's ballsiest pitchers.

and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

"Wait, Smoltz said gays are basically people who have sex with animals? He said they're people? Fuckin' libtard."

I would expect Gordon/the NFLPA to file a grievance, and I would expect them to lose.

Too bad Cleveland didn't think of this after the 1995 season, when the whole team only showed up for five games.

Clever move by the Browns in the short term but this will not endear the Browns to Gordon, who will leave after next year. This is yet another dumb move by Gordon as well. They kind of deserve each other. He's a talented idiot and the Browns are, well, the Browns— football's version of the Cubs.

The concept behind the balloon one is pretty terrifying too

I agree with you how it should have been written (which while accurate wouldn't have been as sensational!) Deadspin is being misleading just to support its narratives and to troll for more page clicks, which is shameless. (and thanks for your service btw—I read above that you served).

Tim Burke is a stupid misleading fuck. The statement was from the Patrolmens' Union, a group who proclaims support for all cops in its union, always. It wasn't the Cleveland PD. Very important distinction.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Only the NCAA could convince a student athlete that he's protecting his eligibility by getting rid the redshirt.

That selfie is great. It captured he and his girlfriend smiling to commemorate the moment and their fun Sunday together. If you look in the background, you can see it also captured the Jaguars' biggest crowd of the season.

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?