Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

I was hoping this was going to be Erin Andrews.

Once again proving that hockey skanks are the toughest skanks in all of sports.

I didn't think deadspin would show a clip of something black on white that's hard all over.

At this point, I'm pretty sure he's just misplaying the ball so he can throw runners out.

Smart move by the 49ers front office in convincing Kaepernick that the contract was actually "lifelong" by having him tattoo the terms onto his back.

I have mixed feelings about the unwritten rules subject. I grew up playing the game for years, and as we got more competitive, we emulated both the showboating more and the retaliation more. As someone who is now just a consumer of baseball, besides occasional rec leagues, I enjoy the self-policing aspect to an…

Excellent piece, Dirk. Despite all the vagaries and arbitrary nature, I like baseball's vigilante justice system. Hockey's also is good. To me, it's way better to have players police certain aspects of the proceedings than umpires or the league office. That is, unless guys are looking to cause serious physical harm.…

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

Charlize is fine. In the Adult Swim commercials for this, she said as much. "I've been good in other things, so if this is does poorly, it won't affect me much." And then Seth gets a worried look on his face.

Of course you would. You're a woman. Women have a thing for ugly guys who make them laugh. You would never ever watch a movie with the fat chick from Bridesmaids getting it on with Ryan Gosling though.

If I wanted to repetitive jokes about Sarah Silverman being a prostitute, I would just read Jimmy Kimmel's diary.

He has a face for a shitty, glib sitcom where he plays the cool-guy (actually douchebag) boyfriend to a neurotic, needy, blonde girl who like, just can't get her shit in order!! And who has a black best friend who makes jokes about (what else?) being black, and they get coffee in a restaurant run by a quirky Latino…

Hoping this is because you've seen everything else in the theater besides those 2 films.

"Sometimes in life, you gotta go to the bathroom." -Ben Roethlisberger

The full quote was "Sometimes in life you get knocked down if you don't shut your fuckin' mouth, right bitch?"

"Sometimes it feels like life texts you a blurry photo of your stubby, flaccid penis. The failure is not getting it up." - Brett Favre.

Great comment, jimmyjet. I genuinely care about the things you have to say which is why I read your entire comment just now.

If the idea of a reality show about a gay football player appeals to you, watch the show. If homosexuality offends you, don't watch. If male intimacy offends you, don't watch. If you don't give a shit about football personalities in general, don't watch. Nothing is being thrown in anyone's face. Jerry Springer,…

Gay Youth Of Color Who Plays Football will be my next screen name.