Courtrooms tend to make A-Rod nervous ever since he heard about the Three Strikes law.

It's not sentencing, it's arbitration to determine if the sentence (decided solely upon by Selig) is fair/just/appropriate.

man, wouldn't wanna be the hooters server who gets him for lunch today.

In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

To be fair, this would've been an awfully hard experience for them either way.