It's a slow Friday when Schroeder gets quoted on anything. Only player the Skins ever had that I thought a concussion might improve his IQ... What's next? Heath Schuler on world peace? World Peace on the Middle East? Find out what Riggins thinks - that will likely be nuts and entertaining - not stupid...ok, maybe a…

I didn't know Favre was butthurt...

Does this mean Kobe has to sell his team?

Sure, that ALWAYS works! LMAO A serious question - would it work on a wife of 26 years???

This was almost too easy, wasn't it? +1

The guy bought the seats. He can wear anything he damned well pleases. I wish he was wearing a Redskins jersey so all of the jealous haters at Deadspin could really go apoplectic LOL. What the heck, why do we care?

A heads up to an attorney is hardly burying allegations. And the victim's Mommy and Daddy wanted to pursue the case - the victim did not - as soon as they saw a potential civil suit. If the "victim" wasn't a documented cleat chaser, and hadn't changed her story so much, if she didn't have semen from multiple people on…

Doubt it. The rape case wouldn't have ever come up if mommy and daddy didn't see a civil suit. The shoplifting stupidity on his part would have ended the same way - community service served per the sentencing guidelines. The yelling "FHRITP" would have been ignored altogether.

My point is that the spot and a bogus pass interference call turned a defensive spot into 7 points that shouldn't have happened. Sorry you are bitter, but ND is going to lose 2 more games and be out of it anyway. This game should just make it easier for you post Louisville and USC...

He won't be found guilty because there was no crime. Just a very drunk girl making very bad decisions and then changing her story a couple of times. that behavior existed 30 years ago when i was in college. We just didn't have the WEB, Twitter ans social media in general to try the people through social opinion.…

in fairness, the spot giving them and extra yard after Winston's interception and the bogus pass interference in the end zone gave znd the extra points tht they have come to count on snd feel that they deserve...you wanted FSU handicapped by 2 TDs? That's just greedy my brother! lol

let us know how that goes for you. You and Deadspin can keep poking and making accusations , but reality is reality. I look for these writers who are dying to be as relevant in their jobs as Winston is in the sport to double down for a couple of weeks more . the kid is a dumbass to be sure, but he is taking an…

What insurmountable evidence? A "victim" cleat chaser that literally changed her story 5 times with the police and had semen from multiple people on her underwear? The anger from the parents that began looking for a lawyer for a civil suit as soon as the "rapist" made first string but were disinterested before that?…

No doubt in my mind that the Cardinal fans that were involved are idiots - on the same level as idiot protesters showing up to a stadium full of potentially drunken idiots at a sporting event looking for exactly what they got - idiocy... You go ahead and root for the Dodgers. We all know there is no racism in LA! SMH…

I love the Redskins - and this is the funniest damned article I have read in a long time! My biggest challenge is that our asswipe owner is younger than me so I KNOW I will deal with nothing but heartbreak and irritation for the rest of my days. But I'm a donkey Irish-American. We are loyal, stubborn, and apparently…

Wish it was my love handles she was agrabbn'. Pissed me off whenever they showed her preparing to putt from the front...

Somebody "Phelps'd" her. In the future she should simply collect all phones at the door. Geez...

If Mickelson tried to twerk like that he would faceplant!

If the teacher looked like the Blond I wold have only lasted 3.54 minutes out of 4:44 as well...

Doug, for what it is worth, I thought ityour comment and joke was funny and cleverly phrased. Ladies hear the word "rape" let alone read an article about it and they are looking for a fight and to "teach" us bad people. I read this site for one reason - to laugh with/at other sports fans takes on the inane, insane,…