I know, right?!?

Love this system. Best thing Nintendo's ever made.

This is the older, more experienced Ike from the sequel to his original game. This version of Ike comes straight from the Fire Emblem series. To Fire Emblem fans, this is pretty freakin' awesome!

Like the 3DS, the DS was yet another device that went from a head-scratching enigma to heavyweight champion. Lots of great games on there, too, but many of them haven't been available on the newer hardware that followed. That's going to change, with a stream of DS games promised for the Wii U Virtual Console. Here's…

Canada. 12th, and highest ranking by far in the New World. Proud.

I LOVE the Pachinko game. It's one of the best parts of the game for me. The retro look, the physics, the timing, the sounds. Everything. I love getting Nintendoland coins just so I can have a few more minutes at that game. It's amazing. It's like the Coin Launcher game in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Simple, but oh so…

It's all about the money for me. I'd get one this second if I could. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to wait a few months.

I refuse to battle EV-trained teams.

Stantler's a moose, while Deerling and Sawsbuck are more Deer-like. Same family of animals, it's just they took inspiration from different species. Plus, why not have more than one? Especially when you have a cool idea and like this!

Now all I gotta do is hide it from Chum Lee....

Rosalina's a little too badass and dark for me. She's never been kidnapped. She's the benevolent, intelligent, peaceful little girl who grew up in the stars. Not feeling it.

Pikachu used Explosion! Pikachu fainted....

Looks like they're going to have to dump the project.

That's the secret to life, isn't it? Haha nobody knows the answer to that. But the infection came from an amoeba in the tap water.

Too bad I'm Canadian.

Super Mario Advance 2 is Super Mario World. No wonder he's enjoying it so much! Glad someone else enjoys the Micro...let alone acknowledges it!

Is eveyrone reading this wrong?

Yeah, I really need the suit, tie, and setting of the PlayStation commercials to make the connection. Also, his acting is different in different roles. I didn't notice Lambert was Butler in the Bridgestone commercial. Sony might have a case here, but I'm with Lambert.

This is a bastardization and total ignorance of the message behind the Pokémon series. Fuck you, PETA. Fuck you.

Are you guys done Horsea-ing around?