Are we talking about the same car — the silver Porsche to the left of the silver Vette? Definitely a 996-era Turbo.

That silver Porsche definitely isn't a 959 — looks more like a 996 Turbo.

What's crazy is that Sotheby's earns almost $14.5 million in commission for herding a bunch of rich blokes into a room and goading them into parting with their cash. I could pack them all in my basement and achieve similar results for half that amount, no problem. They could even partake in some craft beer and maybe…

I see this being owned by a Patrick Bateman-type who is unlikely to have any progeny of their own.

That positive camber and toe out on the right rear wheel must be the secret to Ferrari's success!

Morgan Motor Cars would agree!

Indeed I was picking at nits, but the cardiac arrest/heart attack mixup is one of my pet peeves, especially when coming from a medical professional.

This may result in cardiac arrest, but not a heart attack. A heart attack is the result of infarcted myocardium caused by blockages in the coronary arteries.

Don't sell your Miata short! Sub-2500 lb. curb weight + two seats + RWD + snap oversteer if you aren't careful, most definitely = sports car.

The Porsche 911 would respectfully disagree with your assertion.

I headed home from my friend's house after watching that movie, and I was actually scared to be holding the DVD while walking in the dark!

In your rebuttal to statement #2, you used an absolute statement in your objection to the use of absolute statements. You, sir, just divided by zero!

A potential buyer?

As someone who had adult leukemia and is currently going bald, I truly believe baldness is a disease. The emotional impact, for me at least, has been quite large. I feel way worse about being bald than I did about having cancer.

Could you dumb it down a shade?

I think he was likely referring to the throngs of oppressed citizens being starved and brainwashed by their own government, not the jamokes who stomp around in ostentatious military outfits.

Given the cost of most La Cornue products (upwards of $50k for 60" ranges), I'm certain anyone considering this has ample kitchen space.

Brother from another mother?

More marketing needs to be directed towards Breast Specific Gamma Imaging. It has a higher specificity in detecting breast carcinoma (>90%) than mammography, with minimal radiation exposure and no side effects.

We'd need one hulluva casting agent to select Carlin, since he probably looks like this right about now.