I was a valet once upon a time at a hotel while I was in college. One of my duties was also shuttle driver. This wouldn’t be so bad except the shuttle was a 15 y.o. full size ford van with seating for ~11 that hadn’t been maintained. Oh, it was a 2wd in a ski resort town where the average snow fall on the mountain was…

She’s a very young woman herself too, and this warrior judge woman. I think I’m in crush.

I’ve been reading Lovecraft for years and now I finally understand the horror of the mythos.

“... what tore off the top two stories on the bridge?”

It’s okay Drew. You know who else doesn’t like Turkey? Russia.

Toyota’s champaign color. Hands down.

One afternoon, while horseback riding, the camp counselors accidentally led us into a field a bees. A FIELD OF BEES. We saw the first girl in line be tossed off her horse. The bees were stinging its legs, so naturally it reared on its hind legs and took off. Our horses continued to proceed into this booby-trapped…

You are aware that in much of the USA there is no bus to take right?

I am officially the dumbest fuck on the planet, I had NO IDEA that Tracee Ellis Ross was Diana Ross’s daughter. Mind blown.

So, uh, you like to watch gladiator movies?

It is not ebay, but auto trader canada. Not everyone need a fun to drive car, some want a something they could work to the ground. This is for you, 1986 Ford F350 RWD. It has a 6.9L N/A diesel making 170hp/315lb-ft, 12ft flat bed with a hoist, 4spd manual, and can do 0 - 60 in is it march yet? It is a honest truck,…

The direct deposit diet: Not being able to buy food until 2:00am on Friday.

Big deal, Professor Janet Newman in Life Sciences was just given a surplus of semi-functional staplers and a broken overhead projector.

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WELCOME TO MY WORLD

As long as I my kids and I keep getting some of this: