Fuck yeah, it's crazy.

Not really at all.

Is it better to keep them in the fridge? Do they go stale? My dog seems to lose interest in them if they aren't very fresh seeming…I'm not sure what the difference is but he turns up his nose if its been sitting in the cupboard.

I like to leave hot air balloons where they belong: in pictures on the covers of textbooks. They're terrifying.

Even if you believe life begins at conception you can still be pro-choice.

I think a lot of people object to being referred to as damaged goods.

Maybe you're not as funny as you think. If you're not succeeding don't blame the audience.

We can all see why you'd consider it, she sounds really great. Really.

Yeah that's really the only thing I took away from this. Hmm she's really bitchy about nothing and the other lady was nice about it.

I love cotton tights. But I live in Florida — wearing nylon stockings results in nasty heat rashes, butt zits and a sweaty crotch. I hate them with the power and fury of a thousand suns.

I'm jealous. I have the food issue down but drinking, it could be better. Definitely a stress drinker, and its embarrassing. I don't get fall down drunk but it seems more socially acceptable to admit that you go home and polish off a box of crackers instead of drinking a few beers.

why can't pandas be pets? i want to tickle that panda.

Yes thank you! There's nothing wrong with being a manly man AND having emotions you're able to express.

O_o thanks! That kind of rings a bell actually lol. All coming together now..

Oooh, yeah she's so lean in that picture.

What does that even mean?

Yes! More freedom equals armed guards on every corner. Feel the freedom.

It's infuriating. How have people bought the lie that guns equal freedom? Even my super liberal roommate says guns aren't the problem! People will kill people if they want to! Yes but not as easily. We should make it harder, you have to do a little more legwork to make a bomb than buying a gun. You can't just run to…

Would you really want to? She's taking all the risk. Sex is much lower risk for men than it is for women. Luckily there are birth control pills and IUDs as well...I think if you're months and years into a relationship and still unhappy with using condoms and she's unwilling to try other options than condoms then that…

that's not really entirely true. there is also the rhythm method but that requires knowing and trusting your partner very well.