Well whatever your opinion there's an easy way around it. Just put it to sleep when the flight attendant comes around and if an emergency pops up where you have to say something, voila.

Aww sad, you can still dream about hooking up with ol RPatz while gazing lustily at the poster over your bed. I'm sure the rumors of his canoodling are unfounded lies spread by jealous Internet goblins.

Definitely TL;DR! Key take away — make him wrap it up if you sleep with RPatz.

Er honestly that was my thought...comfy snuggling, maybe some yummy cooking?

No matter how gently it's phrased that's still incredibly humiliating. I would be embarrassed and I'd be angry about it. Edited to add, I'm pretty easily embarrassed...

Life is choices. I choose beer and candy. C'est la vie.

I've always had dreams of being an ultra marathoner yet my reality is someone who is just not good at running. 3 miles and I'm done. I hate everything about it and always have. I just run sprints and lift weights and do plyometrics and stuff. Running is not the be all, end all for being in good shape. Being able to…

Yeah they aren't everywhere, it's not like boycotting say... WalMart, which is ubiquitous and hard to avoid when you realize you need a shower curtain at 11 pm on a Sunday.

Agreed!

I don't even like eating while I'm naked, much less someone else. I feel the same way about the buffets at strip clubs. I just think genitals should be securely ensconced in layers of clothes while food is served. It's one of my few hang ups.

Yeah I'm puzzled as well. She looks great but who cares how she looks, she kicks ass!

There's really no such thing as people food versus pet food. It's all the same food supply except one is fresh food and the other is overprocessed pellets. Even the expensive organic kind.

Yes. yes. yes. yes. Or even not geniuses...worthy of being promoted ahead of me. i mean women, in general.

One of the testimonials always turned me off. The mother said something to the effect of she just plopped her baby in front of the TV and then three months later or whatever he could read. Plopping a baby in front of a TV doesn't sound appealing to me but I don't have a baby so what do I know?

That's my concern as well. Not so much the dying part, but the long decline leading up to it. Who will manage my affairs and tell me when I can't drive anymore? Then again a bazillion things could happen before then.

It's so weird but when I was little I felt like having kids ruined my mom's life. Maybe she said that, I don't know and she claims that she would never, ever say that. But that's now that I'm an awesome adult, there were like 20 years or more of non-awesomeness.

I love not having kids. I also love when my choices are validated. I do have it all!

To make the world a better place, or at least some tiny part of it. To give someone, and by someone I do include plants and animals, love and compassion.

And yet I know a few marathoners who would disagree. Edited to add that I think they are a little crazy in that belief as endurance events have been shown to be bad for your heart. I'm biased in favor of weight lifting but it seems to me training for any competitive endeavor could be done well or poorly. If you're…

Fifthed, or whatever number. I was seriously confused why this lady was acting like she was bucking a trend, like she's so noble standing up for her privacy which was in no way threatened.