Anybody else notice how perfect Angela Bassett's teeth are. I know it's a weird thing to notice, but everytime she opens her mouth wide it's hard not to notice how perfectly formed and symmetrical they are.

I think animals just are what they are, but as pets they become vessels to pour our sentiments onto. Whenever I see something like, I just watch some nature videos on youtube. Nothing erases human sentiment from animals like watching a lioness eat her cubs after they've been mauled by an encroaching male.

It's probably more calling out the mainstream attitude of "shaved or GTFO" you see with guys nowadays especially on forums. It probably has a lot to do with what guys see in porn, but now with stories of labia-reduction surgeries, you can't help but think of 'pre-pubescence' when you imagine this kind of aesthetic.

Wow, werewolf erotica just got more real.

Is there really a difference? Excluding bots and fake accounts, it's safe to assume she's got a million real people following her - real people with real access to the rest of the internet and varying degrees of mental health.

I'm guessing she likes the online attention, but can't handle it getting "too real". Which seems like a 'having your cake and eating it too' scenario.

I was being more facetious than anything. No way would I seriously lump Steve Martin with Phil Robertson. He's the avuncular face of comedy, and other's a douche on a pedestal.

Is this a start to a new trend? Rich old white guys getting "uppity"..

Mine involve him marrying Casey Anthony, spawning the anti-Christ, and becoming King and Queen of Florida.

"I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!"

Wow, Taylor Kinney's eyes actually sparkle.. and he's bearded now, too. Huh... isn't amazing how much endorphin can run through your system by just looking at someone's face?

I'm going to name my son Gamagori; it just sounds like he'd grow up to be a kaiju or something.

There's option 3: Keep opinions that paint groups of people as being "less than" to either yourself or in the company of like-minded people.

The least bigoted thing anyone can do is not say "God will judge you" or anything to that effect. Because what you're really saying is "I judge you, and I'm using God as my proxy to do it."

I liked the "Olympics or Gay Porn" better:

Aww look at the little murder machine... he could be holding a tiny gun and it'd still be adorable.

So when did they start being born with thumbs? And how many more generations until they can operate heavy machinery with them?

I'm modifying the cabinets in my garage above the washer dryer. I shortened the carcass and used the shelves inside to create the notched shelving underneath; the right side is for detergents and the left has a rod for clothes hangers. I'm in the process of turning the top into pullout cabinets.

Hope everything's okay up there. I'm in South Texas and it's 42 deg right now; a couple days ago it was 80. Winter Texans are not happy.

Tumblr users are the same people everywhere else on the internet. It just seems more smug than it is because it's an extremely efficient medium to spread (mis)information. Fortunately, it's also easier than most to just skip over the bullshit.