Troll better, you have an awkward and pretentious way of using adjectives. It lessens the impact of your cynicism.

By that logic, there should be one or two fashion shows with overwhelmingly black models every year. If you're talking US demographics, the Harlems and Atlantas of the US have to be represented as well.

Was this really made by straight guys? It looks like the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race..

This is not going to end well. If I know my Maru videos, she always finds a way inside. She's probably wearing that kitten right now, Tauntaun-style.

I'm fine with it, as long as it's not Katy Perry:

My cat does that too, on my face... when I'm asleep.

I think she planned the party around her single's Indian theme, then cherry-picked a bunch of trendy items from vaguely similar brown cultures and just went "Ehh, close enough."

Grave of the Fireflies is the movie you want to watch with all your male friends just to see how many of them cry at the end.

I will agree that my fourth point wasn't as well thought out; I shouldn't have said it was OK for Americans to criticize Christianity, more that it was more acceptable than Americans criticizing another country's practices altogether. I think it's a familiarity as well as an entitlement issue.

Jesus, I get it you're cynical and jaded, but for a second, just think of it in terms of what the author had to work with:

Why would you expect her to go further into religion if the Bloomberg piece doesn't address it. It's just a reblog; it's not enough for her to stand on a pedestal and make assumptions about a foreign country's religious practices.

I'd like this to be a real thing, but something about her delivery was off. Also, I thought Jodie was valedictorian.

I worry about her, she always seems so poised in interviews, but her management seems to overwork her. She's just a child, and I worry she won't be able to handle it if/when people start to resent her overexposure.

When the POTUS has abs that you could grate cheese on, then you know it's a show meant solely for entertainment value.

Amazing stamina. I felt out of breath just watching that.

Uncanny...

And then you have the CW...

Somebody introduce her life to unbearable tragedy, it's the only way to bring out her telekinetic potential.

Growing up in Jersey, those brows only look great b/c of makeup. Without, it looks like two giant sperm stuck to your forehead.

As horrible as this is, there's this terrible thing about being a teenager where you find yourself encountering awkward situations that you aren't self-possessed enough to handle. You find yourself trying to pass through the situation as quietly and discreetly as possible, even if, as in this case, you essentially…