HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

Just want to point out that the "Belichick is an evil robot" concept is something that you've basically been force-fed by the football equivalents of the fucktard douchebag BBWAA members we all have so successfully depantsed in the last week, mostly because he openly mocks/humiliates their fucktardery in public on a…

Old Bay and no other way.

Of course he lawyered up. It gets cold in Minnesota this time of year.

"Don't forget the chicken."

I've tried it to, but I end up just moving the pile on the bed onto the floor when I'm ready to sleep.

Gift bags can do wonders.

Pillows, blankets, and Long Island Ice teas? Someone's planning an orgy.

I can see where Jones is coming from. His teams also think it's crazy to be out there in December.

For "Christmastime is Here" alone, A Charlie Brown Christmas doesn't suck. And then there are all the other reasons, too. It's one of the few Christmas-related things I can stomach.

I agree. A cheaper crock pot will be good to start. Once you get more comfortable with cooking, you can always splurge later on (not that there's much skill here, it's pretty foolproof). Good ones used to last a few decades, I know my parent's lasted close to 30 years.

I am so happy about rainbow looms being a thing, and that little boys are into them too. It bums me out how little interest my nephews show in anything that doesn't plug into the wall.

See also: salted caramel hot chocolate.

My gourmet secret? Microwave first then finish off in the toaster over. It's faster, but you still get the crispy finish like you put effort in. And that tip is free, my friend.

Getting the kid involved. Just a thought

Hi Grandma

*ahem*

I only read these for the cunt punting threats.

Caillou won't grow up to be a serial killer. He won't grow up. He has cancer, that's why he's bald. That's my head-cannon anyways. I'm a horrible person.

When my little tiny neighbors built a "fairy house" in their backyard hoping to attract some magic, my sister and I snuck over the fence and put glitter and little beaded bracelets in the fairy house. They were beside themselves in the morning and we watched through the fence and it was just SO DARN CUTE!