OldLadyRunning
OldLadyRunning
OldLadyRunning

I took my then 5 year old and 9 year old on "vacation" alone last summer because Dad had to work. He will never not owe me for that. It was exhausting. We were at one of those waterpark resort things so there was plenty to do but it was constant vigilance and chasing them down and keeping them from killing each

My digestive system is rebelling from eating this. All that cheese and donkey sauce and blue-sabi (what the actual fuck is that?). UGH. I need a Goop-approved juice cleanse just from reading those descriptions.

Me, too. I was very puzzled by some of the slang terms for sex that were used the first time I read it. The one that I still remember is "screwing" - could not figure out what they were going to do that involved hardware. I did, however, have enough sense not to ask one of my parents.

The reclusal standards for the Supreme Courts are a joke, especially compared to state and local judges. It is basically - if you think so. There are no standards or recourse for litigants. Scalia didn't think he needed to recuse himself from cases involving Cheney despite going in hunting trips with him. Now, compare

Shawls are your friend. You can get a strapless or strappy dress for the hot wedding and wear fancy accessories/shoes and more dramatic hair. Then tone it down for the second and throw on a shawl in a coordinating color/print. As for red, that is an old tradition - bad luck or something. I've heard it more in

My son was PISSED about the Adventure Toys. Seriously ticked off. He loves those two.

Double the licensing fees. For instance, right now they have My Little Ponies and Skylanders. They usually only have one set of toys when it is tied to a big movie release.

That is over ten minutes faster than my PR for a half. I cannot even run as fast as she does over a 5K distance.

I'm allergic to both major classes of antibiotics - sulfa and penicillin. Sulfa drugs can trigger a very dangerous allergic reaction called Steven Johnson's Disease/Syndrome which is very scary and hard to treat and can have long-term effects. For penicillin based drugs, hives can be a reaction. If her throat

There was an article about this a few weeks ago. They are hiring a lot of well known award winning investigative journalists. Actively seeking them out in order to diversify and expand their readership. It was really interesting. I read it online - maybe The Indpendent?

Sounds pretty normal for a first trimester. I was exhausted all the time until around 12 weeks with my first. Getting through work was hard - I even fell asleep in the bathroom. Then overnight I wasn't tired and felt like doing more. With my second it was the same except I had a three year old to take care of - I

At the Mall of America there's an entire Peeps store.

Can you save for a weekend or night away after the bar exam?

Bullshit. My kids have two days off from school because of "teacher development". That just happen to be right at Easter.

Try a little salt on ripe cantaloupe. It is pretty amazing what a squeeze of fresh lemon can do to a lot of creamy dishes.

Whenever I tell my kids not to do something and they mouth off or ignore me, and the inevitable happens - I am gleeful for a bit, but then I help them because I love them and I am their mom. But, I laugh in my head at them.

There is a lot of clever word play and pop culture references in them. I just don't think they hold up tremendously well with re-reading. And, I am a big old stick in the mud when it comes to potty humor.