I may have to use that in response to some of my co-workers' less than stellar attempts at reading comprehension and teamwork.

I do the against the flow on I-35, too. No train or bus in my future. I do bike a few days a week in summer. Can't when schools are in session.

As a result, he gets demoted to orc supervisor and has to clean Shelob's lair. Those webs are a bitch to clean out of metal headwear.

I'm just giggling at work thinking about this. Wacky sitcom hijinks in Mordor.

Plus, sweet pad. High rise, even.

The movie should be two hours of him smiling like a goofball, smoldering, smiling, smoldering, .....

I bought my own birthday present. And then I punched myself in the tit.

The last few start ups my husband has worked for have had a beer cart. One had whiskey for St Patrick's Day. I work for a big boring corporation in a big boring suburb. There are days I've considered putting a bottle in my desk.

The beer truck came to my office twice this summer - at 4 both times and you could only get two beers. Safe adult boring fun - the Minnesota way.

I pumped all my daughter's milk for three months as she could not latch. And I had enough frozen for another month or so. As for KK leaving her baby, most working moms have to go back to work at 12 weeks.

My face looks like the butt of a Japanese Macaque after I exercise for more than five minutes.

That is awesome.

Or learn not to be an anti-Semite. She is pretty awful person.

My son's school still plays real dodge ball. No head shots, but that's about it. Love his school. My daughter's kindergarten class? No more tag because it turned into tackling tag instead of touch. No balls there and the little guys still managed to hurt each other. Can't wait to see how they weaponize Hide and…

The Shepherd's Harvest Festival does it in MN, too. It is pretty cool - they sheer, spin, dye, and knit all in a three day weekend.

They probably help each other.

I think Dyson is kind of a doofus but hot and my age!

You can also put some plastic wrap on the ice cream. That works for soups and sauces, too.

Go Pioneers!

No nudity, but lots of sex - Lost Girl. Plus, swords and werewolves and lots of leather boots.