They are your crazy uncle who's fun once and awhile then he moves in and you find out he's really an asshole. I HATE squirrels.

It's not just high school. I was benched in college d3 softball on a winless team for going to a seminar presentation instead of practice. At a school not known for athletics but the rigor of its academics. Our coach was an idiot.

So far she's been fine. She wasn't dehydrated but incredibly constipated. She spent a whole weekend crying and screaming, finally passing this golf ball sized thing consprised of muscus, blood, and stool. That went right to the doctor. She was too young to remember. We basically held her down and shot it down her…

It's awful what it can do to you and how long the effects last. Sorry about your bf's grandpa.

Thank you. I was really lucky in that the hospital figured it out and I had insurance.

That is scary. I hope things work out for you and you have a full recovery.

I spent a week in the hospital with c.diff. It is a horrible painful illness. And the current medication for it is almost as bad as the disease. 34 poop pills sounds a lot better than a few courses of flagyl. Really. And that doesn't even take into account the smell associated with this illness. Dear god.

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Vanilla is the perfect flavored milk for the Fox crowd - bland and white on white.

I don't have Siri, but I have the Google Maps app. Oh sweet Jesus does my whole family hate her. I purposely don't go the way she says to go and even though I know it is irrational, I swear the voice sounds ticked off I'm not listening.

Yep. Not 'merican babies - only white milk for them.

Followed by insightful analysis - Chocolate Milk: Anchor baby drink? Our experts weigh in.

Her shoes look a lot like my daughter's slippers. This is a hot mess. But, I do love the color.

I'm never not going to think of "tighten your taint" when doing budgets or getting estimates from a vendor.

And their stores smell funny.

If that's not bad enough, there's the bucket urination and having his bodyguards carrying him up the Great Wall. He's a little shit.

It's not groundbreaking or anything but it's nice to see a more blue collar family on TV. She's really great and so is Swoozie Kurtz as her mom.

I've caught bits and pieces of a few Mike and Molly eps - maybe second season? They've moved away from those jokes to a large extent. What I've seen (which isn't much) is actually kind of sweet. With the source of the jokes more personality than physical traits. It's not super great but it's not all "ha ha fat people…

My daughter got the science lady the other day. She's five and loves LEGO - she was so excited to get the lady with the bottles. Even her brother was a little jealous because he got another bobby.

And Everclear is the little toadie who lives with him and gets the extras.