"I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening to help my brothers clean up some bunnies no longer breathing."

I'd "relish" the chance to hit you with a car and then demonstrate the restorative, if a little overrated, properties of ranch. Because all relish sucks, you see, and your lists make me die a little.

I'm not quite sure how someone who hates good-tasting things can have his own food blog.

Ginger ale should be up a few spots, and orange and grape should be after being hit by a car. Otherwise, MUCH IMPROVED OVER PREVIOUS LISTS.

If every baseball player was allotted three times in their career where they could decide that an at bat would count as a homerun, how would that affect lineups? Would you end up carrying an old dude in the playoffs roster just for the homerun boost? I'd probably end up shooting my three homerun wad too soon in my…