Phil Fish has been taking criticism for over 3 years when he first announced that Fez was landing on the 360 first.

Your pointless drivel didn't warrant anything more.

Shut up.

Either lower your standards, or actually raise your standards and leave. You'll be happier either way.

If that is the first couple of words out of your mouth to a woman, then YES! It's creepy! It's an incredibly personal question, especially right off the bat, and if that's the first thing you ask a woman you've never met before, you've made it very clear to her what it is you're interested in. And it's going to make…

The mysteries of the cosmos, the Big Bang, black holes, alien intelligence's and potential parallel worlds pale in comparison to the sheer awe inspired by the idea that the universe is reducible to some dude who just made it all because reasons.

Nyad: I'm an Athiest, and I think things are awesome.

They should really be focusing more on the show's crushing blandness...

Missed headline opportunity: Biologist Discovers New Tick Species Hiding Right Under His Nose

What I learned from this article: You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But if you pick a tick out of your friends nose, you are not a chimpanzee.

"Kotaku Soundtrack is a selection of the stuff we're listening to - and gaming to - at the moment."

Track: The Mother We Share | Album: The Bones of What You Believe | Artist: CHVRCHES

i feel just... kind of sorry to hear that? :(

Too bad the movie was amazing.

Is that even a fair question?

Sorry you had a bad time.

... Good for you, I guess?

Actually its not. That's barbaric and doesn't solve anything.

As a Brit, I have 2 things to say:

1: Your political system is WAY fucked up.

2: You need to get on this socialised healthcare shit ASAP. It is GREAT. You are going to LOVE IT.