Does your wife know you plan on using your children as organ farms? Or is she in on it with you? I don't judge. Mostly.

There's an easier way.

Captain Picard: Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives, but I'd rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all…

Wha no cheese puns? I'm disappointed

Lady Brie, the beauty of Mozzerella Province.

You can put it on pasta...

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Cloud saves....

I think, perhaps, a simple link would have sufficed?

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

substitute Beyonce Concert with Taco Bell and imagine how much better it is

Just being at a Deftones concert in and of itself is punishable.

Maybe the game is being played at a Beyonce concert because he wants to attract...

Men dont d'aww where you come from? I guess all they do is eat raw meat and growl?

Yes, here, hi, almost didn't see your comment, was too busy d'awing, on account of me being manly enough to not give a shit about what other people consider to be manly.

What's wrong with a man saying "d'aww"? You're too good for "d'aww?

You heard it here first, folks: Fallout 3 invented the colour green and the concept of open spaces.

Looks more like Dance Dance Revolution without the dancing or the revolutioning or the pop music or the gameplay style or the arrows and only a video game.

I can picture you looking at a game of Tetris and going "Psh. This just looks like Fallout 3".

YES THEY ARE AMAZING.