My, what a wildly appropriate emoticon!

In the most uninhibited, never-gonna-happen wish-centres of my brain, I am begging to have this movie end with Maleficent forming an alliance - evil-Avengers style - with Jafar, Captain Hook, Hades and every other Disney villain imaginable.

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Comedy based on chocolate/feces misidentification is an art unto itself.

Well-executed poop/fart/bum-jokes are simply a further wrinkle to a discerning comedy-lover's palette.

"XBOX - call a therapist to fix my apparent severe attention deficit."

4:35 "It's just a collage of shit"

The dog locked up Pussy Riot because he thought they were cats.

When did spiders learn to type?

Everybody should buy Cursed Loot on Xbox Indie Games. Like, everybody.

Needs more Mount Snakemore.

Did someone say my name?

So Ness is basically PETA?

I have no idea why anybody would think like this since Dragon Quarter is clearly a bloody masterpiece.