Unless we happened to be incredibly delicious.

Just give him one of these.

Unless you're planning on giving me hundreds of monies I am going to have to demand that you stop naming sexy videogames that I can not possibly afford all of.

Do not pity or mock them. They wish only to protect their primitive minds from being blown asunder by the MAJESTY OF FINAL FANTASY XII.

You win the 'Good Taste in FF' award.

Preach it, brother.

I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that Lightning's hair continues to be absolutely shit hot.

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

I thought Australia was just full of roaming packs of wild Jackman's - insipidly fawning over feral Kidmans for hour upon overwrought hour.

You should probably make sure it's still in your house.

Cats are the poor man's Dog.

Bugger, I always meant to play Revenant Wings. Thanks for reminding me. Well, actually - no. Not thank you. I've already got enough to be playing right now. Damn it. Videogames.

Well, that music is certainly music.

And that is the entire current problem with SE in a beautifully concise nutshell. Thanks for assuming I couldn't possibly relate to a gruff manly-man, Square-Enix!

Me in the Past: WHO IN THE HELL COULD POSSIBLY REPLACE DAVID HAYTER THIS IS A TRAVESTY A TRAVESTY

Think of it this way - maybe Hayter is still playing Solid Snake. Maybe Solid Snake somehow travels back in time and meets the Sutherland-voiced Naked Snake. And maybe, just maybe - they make out. Gratuitously. Incest or masturbation? NOBODY KNOWS.

That's probably it. To be honest, I was just taking the opportunity to shout about FFXII. I do that. Constantly.

If I could play a HD XII on a Vita I would literally never need another videogame ever again.

Cross your fingers for Ephemeral Fantasia II: Revenge of Xelpherpolis, everyone!

I don't wish to alarm anyone but I think there's totally a guy hiding in that box.