What is the statute of limitations on the editorial staff torture of Kyle Wagner?

He won’t be a Met long. God knows he’s destined for Houston.

In high school and college I was always a year or two younger than most of my friends. When one of them turned 18, a group decided to go to an X rated movie. I, not wanting to be the one left at the door, decided to go to a different movie. I got carded (for the first time) and wasn’t allowed into an R-rated movie,…

Yeah Barry, sINcE wHeN dOEs DeADsPIn cARE AboUT STadIum FINanCINg?

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Let this be a lesson to other Lions, Tigers, and Pistons. Don’t spend too much time hanging out with Vinnie Johnson.

That’s a picture of him before he starting taking steroids.

Finally, the long-awaited next installment of Jeter Is Butt Land.

Had he lived, Fred Rogers would be disgusted about what's happened to PBR.

I keep expectating this to break into the (appropriate) opening riff of “Cult of Personality.”

The middle finger AND the palm? His body is telling him to go fuck himself.

Thanks, but I found a surefire way to avoid the trip.

I hope the treatment helps save his life, make him healthy again, and cure his addiction to driving.

Unlike 91% of the players.

Don’t you worry about Mason Foster. He’s shown he can rebound quite well.

Looked to me like the bill changed planes just before landing, when the goalkeeper tipped it.

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One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

In 2011, the U.S. lost the World Cup on penalties to Japan, a heartbreaking end to a magical run that included coming from behind in a quarterfinal against Brazil thanks to an arcing pass from Megan Rapinoe, to Abby Wambach, who headed in a goal to tie the game in the 122nd minute.