FIFA Puts An End To The Scourge Of Amazing, Impossible Goalkeeper Goals

I have to log off for a bit, sir, but allow me to double down before I split. 

Okay, fine, whatever you say Chid.

I don’t even have to read this article to endorse it, just based on the headline.

Naaaaaah. I think your points are very good, but I’ve seen the change over going to pro soccer in the US for 45 years (starting in one of the previous soccer booms). The joy has always been real, but the new tests of the “pure fan” weren’t around before Americans became exposed to other traditions through the…

Well yes, we're all lemmings. But I was referring more to the personal reactions of joy.

Disclaimer: there is no joke in this comment.

35.

Bravo!

Does Rob Manfred Even Like Baseball?

Oh, you're a General Manager?

The intestinal fortitude you display would never let her ketchup.

“I bet they watch everything ahead of time before showing it to him, just in case. haha So who knows what he sees.”

See if you can guess what I am now

I question the sources on this terrible rumor. If a New York Met was going to throw a chair out of frustration, family history says it should have been Ray Knight.

“Deadesq” is the shared account of every 2005-2012 Deadspin commenter. 

“And I say unto you today, on behalf of farhers everywhere, let us spike Nike and achieve new balance in our lives!”

No, this one’s career started about 13 years later.

Thank you for the semi-annual post that incites me to complain that numbers should never be retired.

Can you blame him? Who wants to play for Jim Boylen?